Hustle and Bustle

It's okay to be crazy
every now and then
before hustle and bustle
makes you mad

Sense and Nonsense

When love begins to make sense
Then it is nonsense

Downward Trend

When baring the cleavage caught on again and went viral , some Jaws dropped, little did we know it was the kindergarten stage, or as much as a test flight.
Now the cleavage display has fallen into the stone age. The baring of the torso, has gone down more notches in recent times. It is funny how, breasts can be exposed all through, as long the nipples are covered up, it is assumed  decent, but people frown at breast feeding in public places in the US, especially!

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Now the solar plexus, has been conscripted into the fashion militia, in some cases even further. As we await the navel, which one perceives its already in its test flight to become mainstream, and eventually it will be relegated to the archives. As we are all aware the  pubic area is fast becoming  a fashion statement, called pelvic cleavage. This has lead to the emergence of "C" string, just to cup the privates. It becomes even more interesting, when one notices that often the ladies are escorted by fully clad gentlemen.



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One suspects that this will lead to a rage of the nudists, as they will soon complain that no need to restrict them to colonies.That as much as they are concerned ladies are as unclad as they are, because the essentials are exposed at a glance.

Location

God is not there for you

He is here with you

When Garlic Makes Men More Attractive.

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Eating Garlic Makes Men Smell More Attractive: Study

When I heard of this study, I quickly made myself a guinea pig, and went into a spree of garlic eating.

The following morning, I wanted to whisper to a colleague in the office and instead of giving me her ears literally, she avoided me.

“Did you eat garlic?” she asked in raw disgust

“Yes,” I simpered, how on earth did you know”

“What a question…garlic smells like hell, is no secret”, she quickly excused myself, as she struggled to be polite.

And when I attempted kissing my wife, after some days, she backed off. It was when she revealed to me, she had been tolerating my presence, that I oozed of garlic smell, and she did not say it with any fancy.

All my life, I always hated the smell of garlic, especially in my secondary school where I had some Indian friends, that I could not face, as they spoke and had thought it was just a phobia, but my experiment, left me scratching my head.

If consuming garlic, could make a man, more attractive by matter of body odour, then Indians and Italians, will definitely come tops. I wonder, how many men, have been attracted to a man, because his body odour stems from garlic? Will any woman in all honesty buy her man, a garlic laced perfume to keep up, with the attractive smell she might find all too swooning to? perhaps as my fellows come out openly gay, we should try and an mathematical link to it.

Sometimes, some research makes me uncomfortable, and leaves me wondering what they were thinking of, or the very essence of the study.

I had to forgive the researchers when I was made to understand that  “the study concludes that body odor, in contrast to breath odor, is positively affected by garlic and that these two sources of odor should be strictly differentiated. As breath odor plays an important factor in intimate relationships further studies may be carried out.”

If further study was to be carried out, why was the result released. Garlic has become so popular, as its immense health benefits are not in doubt. However, for a man to be found more attractive just by the smell of garlic as body odour, will take a long time coming, except the ladies, think otherwise.

 

Circle and Cycle

A man went in search of tomorrow.
Never was he seen again
Another waited
Tomorrow is only seen yesterday - he reasoned.
And today both men are gone.
God smiled down on them.
They were on different cycle
of a circle